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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

sem-ser:

personal, follow back (sigo de volta) x

sem-ser:

personal, follow back (sigo de volta) x

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

red-head-ken:

red-head-ken:

lame and kinda glitchy. but hey, i made a gif (:

100 notes please? :3

red-head-ken:

red-head-ken:

lame and kinda glitchy. but hey, i made a gif (:

100 notes please? :3