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if I swallow magnets will I become attractive


Swans stick-and-poke for Olive


Swans stick-and-poke for Olive


every class is art class if you dont care enough


My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.


writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”


i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever


we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like


Romantic sexual: Hot, single, & ready to mingle
Aromantic sexual: Cool, fresh, & ready to mesh
Romantic asexual: Warm, subtle, & ready to cuddle
Aromantic asexual: Already pretty comfortable